If a line has ** beside it , that means its taken from anotehr conversation
Interview done on March 24,2003 around 10-10:30 Pm.
Spotty-Questioner
TheViolet(f)-Confused Answer person
The Vîòlét (f) says:
What?
.Spotty—
??
.Spotty—
**Salamander- I have cable now.
.Spotty—
**TheSpot- reallly????
The Vîòlét (f) says:
..good for him.
.Spotty—
**Salamander-No.
The Vîòlét (f) says:
Why are you telling me this?
.Spotty—I am a stately raven from the saintly days of yore? says:
**The Spõt (9:52 PM) :-I have cable sal : P
**sÀlÄmÃnDèR (9:53 PM) :-Really? All of a sudden? Just like that?
**The Spõt (9:53 PM) : -no,, dont we all have cable?
**The Spõt (9:53 PM) :-ive had it for 10 years
**sÀlÄmÃnDèR (9:53 PM) :-Actually, Now that I think about it, I also have cable.
**sÀlÄmÃnDèR (9:54 PM) : -Precisely.
**The Spõt (9:54 PM) : -good to hear it,3 channels is pathetic
The Vîòlét (f) says:
Cable what?
.Spotty—
cable tv : P
The Vîòlét (f) says:
Oh. I don’t have TV.
.Spotty—
pfft sure
The Vîòlét (f) says:
Really.
.Spotty—
yea yea, and I sleep in green rats.
The Vîòlét (f) says:
I. don’t. have. a. TV.
.Spotty—
and whats tv stand for, Turkeys in (some word with v)
The Vîòlét (f) says:
Television, I think.
.Spotty—
Venus : P!
The Vîòlét (f) says:
Your point being?
.Spotty—
so you dont have a tv?
The Vîòlét (f) says:
Correct.
.Spotty—
you dont know what the simpsons is?
The Vîòlét (f) says:
I know what the Simpsons is.
.Spotty—
have you ever “watched” it
The Vîòlét (f) says:
No.
.Spotty—
*gasps
.Spotty—
What do you do for entertainment..!
The Vîòlét (f) says:
Five things, I think.
Computer, books, games, go outside and think, or go elsewhere.
.Spotty—
wow I never new homeschooling had such tedious drawbacks
The Vîòlét (f) says:
Homeschooling has nothing to do with the TV.
.Spotty—
sure…….you realise 95% of americans have more then 1 tv
The Vîòlét (f) says:
It’s not like I want a TV. So? Are you saying individuality is bad?
.Spotty—
99.999999999986 have a tv
The Vîòlét (f) says:
Where do you get those numbers? :P
.Spotty—
wher ur the .0000000000012 missing i made it up but it felt realistic : P
The Vîòlét (f) says:
Except it’s not 12, but 14.
.Spotty—
..I didn’t hear that..anywho back to the interview
The Vîòlét (f) says:
86+12=98, not 100…..What interview?
.Spotty—
.. the interview i am doing with you
The Vîòlét (f) says:
You are interviewing me?
.Spotty—
Did I not mention that I was interviewing you a few lines back..
The Vîòlét (f) says:
Only if you count “anywho back to the interview”.
.Spotty—
exactly you had plenty of warning..so what do you find the most fun thing to do without a tv?
The Vîòlét (f) says:
That was when I started asking WHAT interview…Why is this TV themed?
.Spotty—
because your a unique individual
The Vîòlét (f) says:
Isn’t everyone?
.Spotty—
a very special one that we all appreciate
The Vîòlét (f) says:
What does that have to do with the TV?
.Spotty—
no everyone else is just a slave to whoever they think is a good leader
The Vîòlét (f) says:
(lack of one, that is)..And who is your leader?
.Spotty—
..Jean Poutine..
The Vîòlét (f) says:
..oh…So why does me being a unique individual make you ask TV questions?
.Spotty—
because … I said im interviewing you
The Vîòlét (f) says:
You’re dodging the question.
.Spotty—
I’m the one who should be asking it!!!…now why is your left slipper purple?
The Vîòlét (f) says:
All my slippers are green.
.Spotty—
.. exactly…so why is your left slipper green as i said before
The Vîòlét (f) says:
I used to have some orange and black ones, but they’re too small now….You said it was purple.
.Spotty—
I didn’t!!…GREEN
The Vîòlét (f) says:
Anyway, it’s green because the other one is.
.Spotty—
get glasses foo…Next question
The Vîòlét (f) says:
That’s all the questions I have today. Thank you for your time.
.Spotty—
Why do you put The in your name
The Vîòlét (f) says:
Because “Violet flower” sounds weird as a name.
.Spotty—I am a stately raven from the saintly days of yore? says:
having the in your name means you have a lack of ..um…. big words,,, yes.dont you wish their wasn’t the?
The Vîòlét (f) says:
The enlargened words in my current vocabulary are a minority, you interject?..“their” is not “the”.
.Spotty—
This leads me to my next point, violet does not have a T1 connection , dont all you viewers see something horribly wrong with this that sickens you?
The Vîòlét (f) says:
What’s a T1 connection?
Also, I’m the one you are asking questions, not the viewers who do not even exist yet.
.Spotty—
(connection faster then adsl)
.Spotty—
YOU KNOW WHAT SIKENS ME EVEN MORE…YOU CANT AFFORD A 28.8 MODEM
The Vîòlét (f) says:
Why are you trying to be the one asking questions?
.Spotty—
THAT IS REVOLTING!!
The Vîòlét (f) says:
Why do I want a 28.8 modem?
.Spotty—
because you can use the 10 micro farad capacitor in it to replicate green hair
The Vîòlét (f) says:
Oh…Skips the next question in advance
.Spotty—
Thus begins our interview with TheViolet…I hope you all enjoy it viewers
The Vîòlét (f) says:
I thought I was the interviewer.
.Spotty—
So , I hear that you dont have a tv?…is this true?
The Vîòlét (f) says:
Yes and no….Yes, I do not have a TV, no, you did not hear that.
.Spotty—
Wow this is truly disgusting.
The Vîòlét (f) says:
When did the interview begin?
.Spotty—
just now…you realise 95% of americans have more then 1 tv
The Vîòlét (f) says:
This is the beginning of the interview. Now.
.Spotty—
of course I only just started to talk
The Vîòlét (f) says:
I have not yet begun to talk.
.Spotty—
What are you some time traveler mutant or something?
The Vîòlét (f) says:
The world may never know…What does this have to do with the interview?…And why are you trying to interview me?
.Spotty—
Thank you for your time TheViolet Flower . All the viewers apprecaited it
Spotty on March 25, 2003 05:00
actually I got rid of the parts that make no sense near the beginning.
I posted this because I believe to interview someone you shouldn’t tell them so they act natural : P
Violet CLM on March 25, 2003 05:00
Why did you post this? There is absolutely no information in it at all, and you left out some parts which make it fit together a little more then it does in this state.
American on March 26, 2003 05:00
This isn’t an interview as much as a random conversation.
Spotty on March 26, 2003 05:00
To truly interview someone and get true answers you must interview them without them knowing foos. This is an interview!
Violet CLM on March 26, 2003 05:00
I agree.
DoubleGJ on March 27, 2003 05:00
So I hope nobody has interviewed me yet.
~[GpW]NinjA on March 27, 2003 05:00
o_o;
spay ur insane. i love it.
i dont have a tv either, violet. :P
JordanJett on March 29, 2003 05:00
This is why we have the “Insane Interveiws” section.
Who is doing the interveiw, anyway?
~[GpW]NinjA on March 31, 2003 05:00
KRSplat,
You are not able to post “Insane Interviews” anymore, due to the fact they could have caused alot of spam. Or something.
Spotty is the doing the interview. He is interviewing Violet. If you cannot tell that, you are truly a foo.
Spotty on April 03, 2003 05:00
If I didn’t do the interview why would I post it? : P, btw I tryed to ask bob and mike to move it to insane interviews but they couldn’t, so for now its in the regular part.
FQuist on April 15, 2003 04:00
Ninja is right, though. We stopped allowing insane interviews because of all the spam interviews it generated. Please replace it with a interview that makes sense or I will have to delete it, sadly enough.
Guzz on October 17, 2003 04:00
that was awesome.
i love pointless intrevews ;P
foos, go to www.homestarunner.com