First, we get a view of some of the tileset’s eyecandy. Then a room labled “Hospital” in which we find four carrots.
Then “Fireball’s Cafe”, which supports eating chips. Product Endorsement, I tell you. Nothing too special.
Then “Lori’s Gym”. There is nothing to do here at all.
Next, we meet a police officer. He sends you into jail. The only way to get out of jail is by robbing the bank. I’m missing something here. The bank gives you unlimited cash.
I use the cash to enter “Space Golf”, which is a waste of time. Nothing to do here, just a few platforms. And some pepper spray marked “SECRET” in flashing letters.
Now I find “Restraunt”, which is Also called “Fireball’s Cafe”. It has Eva cooking pink hot dogs, and a profile view of a boxing arcade game that you can’t play. Nothing to do here!
Then, in a very patriotic building, we find a rabbit riddling a target with holes. And another playing a “fire the gun” arcade game. Nothing to do here, either. It’s called the Weapons Shop. No weapons.
Now, there’s a “Pet Shop”. I find that the Jail I found myself in earlier was actually the hampster cage. I expected a Bird, at least, not just menus.
I enter “Blue Rat’s Aquarium”, which charges you money to swim in a rectangular pool. Bad.
“Hotel” is the next place. There are only three rooms, one of which is a kitchen, and none of which are owned. Nothing to do here at all.
Then, following some flashing “SECRET” signs, there’s a small room with a view of some slime.
That’s all. I just told you the entire level.[This review has been edited by Violet CLM]