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Introduction:
Totally Insane Music Makers presents three music files that will eat your soul. And not in a good way.
Music Analysis:
I’ll be blunt. The only good song out of these three is Deckstar. And even it is no good. The only reason I specifically mention it is because it sounds like a half-arsed rendition of a generic 80’s song. Scraparap is a close second only because it’s quiet and mellow. Crysilis sounds like you got bored and decided to play with pitch bends and volume bends.
Sample Analysis:
The samples tend to clash worst of all in Crysilis and, for the most part, don’t seem to be anything other than the original Jazz Jackrabbit samples thrown in a blender. Again, not a good thing.
Final Analysis:
Overall, these songs sound like you all tried way the Hell too hard to make something work. Three times. And failed each time. They just plain don’t seem to work.
It might just be the pitches of the notes, or it might just be the weakness of each song. I don’t know. In any case, while being vaugely original in each instance, these songs are clearly nothing to write home about. These may have been better left under the couch cushions on a couple of 3.5-inch floppies.
Recommendation?:
No recommendation. Seriously. I’ve heard better things from VG Music.com circa 1996.
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The “Simon Cowell” of Jazz 2 Online‘s Music Scene. . . Joseph Collins
“Dr Lithius” or “LithiuServer” on Jazz 2
