Sorry, but there is nothing “ultimate” about this.
EYECANDY
Poor. The same tile is used too often to make the buildings. Other tiles are also used but they are used incorrectly. Everything looks the same which therefore makes the level repetitive. The Garden is just the Carrotus pole and all the other poles placed in one area. They look rather ugly.
1 OUT OF 10
PLAYABILITY
Poor. There is a Bank with 130 RE-GENERATING Coins which do absolutely NOTHING. There are all these shops which have lots of ammo and lots of PUs which are FREE. Why call it a shop, if everything is free? There are also all the usual things you would find in a Hotel.
2 OUT OF 10
FUN FACTOR
Not much fun is to be had in this level. There is a Pinball Table but it is WAY TOO SMALL. Ice skating is interesting but Jazz gets stuck at the first spring. There is a Quiz but there are only 3 questions with just 2 answers to choose from. Win the quiz and you get some pointless Gems. The test is far too easy, get through that and you get a useless Water Shield.
2 OUT OF 10
TOTAL: 5/30 (1.6666666666666666666666666666667)
Rounded to 1.7
DOWNLOAD RECOMMENDATION?
No
GRADE: U
2
Please stop making hotels. Hotels are boring and 99.9% of them suck. Rarely are good hotels made. This isn’t one of them.
VISUAL
Terrible. In this level it is just one of the same tile just used in shapes to make a simple level. When other tiles have been used, they have been used badly and in the wrong places. There is quite a lot of good eyecandy in the hotel dream set, which could of been used. Use it.
1/5
GAMEPLAY
This has what almost all hotels have: bad gameplay. There are things like “banks”, which have about 100 coins which regenerate the second you get them. And “ammo shops”, which have tons of ammo and power ups which don’t cost any coins. If it’s a shop, why is it all free? There are the other standard things, like discos, resturants, and the same old rubbish. There is one place where you can fall down to the bottom of the level, and you can’t get back up.
1/5
GOOD POINTS
None
BAD POINTS
*It’s a hotel
*Read the review…
SCORE
2.0
If you want advice just talk to me on MSN.
Valco
2 Feb 2007, 04:44 (edited 2 Feb 07, 13:44 by Cooba)
Hehehehe. This is a joke.
I’ve made, what, fifteen levels? One of them is a hotel. ALL of them are better than this.
Use a better tileset, play around with the level.
IMAGINE THIS IS THE LAST JJ2 LEVEL ON EARTH.
DON’T BLOW IT.
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