Take a Jazz Jackrabbit quiz!
Please, don't look up any of the answers before or during the quiz, as that
would be cheating.
Written by PT32, 8-21-08,
------------------------------------------------------
1: Who is the main villain in the Jazz Jackrabbit games?
a-Devil dog
b-Devan Shell
c-Deviled eggs
d-Donkey Brains
----------------------------------------------------------
2: How many weapons are available for use in Jazz2 (Bonus: How many were
used in Jazz 1?)
a-12
b-I dunno, I'm a terrible counter.
c-9
d-13
BONUS ___
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
3: What baddie is most commonly used in Jazz 2?
a-skeleton
b-normal turtle
c-lizard
d- your face
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
--------
4: How many planets from Jazz1 were used in Jazz 2?
a-4
b-9
c-3
d-6
------------------------------------------------------------------
5: How many episodes exist in ALL the Jazz games (not counting Advance)?
a-11
b-7
c-25
d-19
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
The following 3 questions pertain to music tracks in JJ2.
6: Which level utilizes the Water soundtrack?
a-Dreempipes Sector 2
b-Fourteen Carrot
c-Marinated Rabbit
d-Ghostly Antics
----------------------------------------------------------------------
7: Which levels play the Whare song?
a-Snow Bunnies, Dashing Thru the Snow, Tinsel Town
b-Thriller Gorilla, Jungle Jump
c-Realm of Fear, Armageddon
d-Turtle Town, Suburbia Commando, Urban Brawl
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
8: How many DIFFERENT music tracks are used in the Jazz games?
a-75
b-ach, what'd I tell you 'bout my counting?!?!?!
c-63
d-62
----------------------------------------------------------------------
9: How many 1ups exist in each character (Jazz, Spaz)'s route through Jazz2
singleplayer?
a-1
b-45
c-81
d-Time is all relative. It matters not how one goeth. Or when.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
10: What is "DD"?
a-None of the below
b-Devil Dog
c-Darkness Descends
d-Digorno's, dummy!!!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
11: What is the first area in Jazz2? The last area?
a-Jungle, Bloxonius
b-Carrotus, Dam nation
c-Castle, Dam nation
d-Deserto, S.S. Terrapin
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
------
12: Which of the following is NOT a Townhouse venue?
a-Michael's Arcade
b-Brusee's Bistro
c-Nick's Cafe
d-Clifford Terrace
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
--------
13: Which of the following does not appear in ANY Jazz2 level?
a-Bomb Crate
b-Ghost
c-Witch
d-Pepper Spray
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-------
14: Which of these things can a turtleshell NOT do?
a-break open crates
b-destroy Blast-'em Blocks
c-kill other baddies
d-reveal gem stomps
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
15: What is the correct order of these Jazz2 episodes?
a-Funky Monkeys, Formerly a Prince, Jazz Back In Time, Flashback
b-Formerly a Prince, Jazz Back in Time, Flashback, Funky Monkeys
c-Flashback, Formerly a Prince, Funky Monkeys, Jazz Back in Time
d-Jazz Back in Time, Funky Monkeys, Flashback, Formerly a Prince
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
16: How many secret levels exist in Jazz2? (Bonus: What are their names?)
a-2
b-0
c-5
d-4
BONUS ______________________________
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------
17: How many characters exist in Jazz2?
a-2
b-6
c-5
d-3
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
18: How many bonus levels exist in Jazz2?
a-1
b-5
c-0
d-3
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
19: How many morph frames are there?
a-0
b-who knows?
c-4
d-5
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
------------------
20: How many Jazz demos exist?
a-2
b-4
c-3
d-1
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
------------------------
DO NOT TAKE THESE QUESTIONS UNLESS YOU'RE REALLY GOOD!!!!!!!!
If a question has an " /!\ " symbol, it means you can go and search it out.
21: About how long would it take to beat Jazz2's 4 main episodes?
a-3 hours
b-1 1/2 hours
c-2 hours
d-1 hour
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
---------------------------------
22: How many types of baddies are in Jazz2 AND Jazz1?
a-125
b-126
c-124
d-127
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
--------------------------------
23: How many planets/locations exist in ALL the Jazz games (not counting
Advance)?
a-14
b-alpha
c-46
d-51
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
---------------------------
24: Who is Yuri?
a-An enemy captain in Starship Troopers
b-A squad leader in Republic Commando
c-An evil military commander from Red Alert 2
d-An uncredited producer in Epic Megagames
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-------------------------------
/!\
25: How many ammo pickups can be found along the singleplayer route in
Jazz2?
a-Oh gosh, I don't know
b-124
c-137
d-141
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------
26: How many SINGLEPLAYER (not counting secret or bonus levels) levels
exist in Jazz2?
a-18
b-27
c-36
d-33
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
--------------------------------
/!\
27: Approximately how many GEMS exist in ALL the Jazz2 singleplayer (Not
counting secret or bonus levels) levels? (Bonus: Which level has the LEAST
gems?)
a-5200
b-6100
c-4766
d-5189
BONUS: ________________________________
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------
28: Which of these cannot occur in Jazz Jackrabbit?
a-Your face can be put into a tileset.
b-If Lori side-swipes a baddie, she can go incredibly far.
c-If a turtleshell kills a turtle from the same level, it can destroy the
shell in one hit.
d-If Jazz uppercuts a certain item [tree in Holidaius '98, window ledge in
Medivo, trees in Inferno] his uppercut can keep going.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-------------------------------
29: How many pages are in the on-CD Jazz2 manual?
a-56
b-58
c-52
d-None of the above
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------
30: Which one of these was NOT involved in the making of Jazz2?
a-Cliff Bleszinski
b-Nick Stadler
c-Will Sweat
d-Carlos Vogelsang
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-------------------------------
WARNING! THESE QUESTIONS MAY RESULT IN YOUR BECOMING VERY ANGRY AND LOSING
CONTROL OF YOUR TEMPER! DO NOT PROCEED UNLESS YOU ARE READY TO BE
HUMILIATED BY SPELLING ERRORS, STUPID ANSWERS, AND MORE! NO LOOKING UP ANY
ANSWERS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!
31: How many PARAGRAPHS are in the license agreement for Jazz2? [No, you
can't look it up!]
a-20
b-21
c-19
d-17
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
------------------------------------
32: When is the new Jazz2 expansion coming out?
a-2008
b-What expansion?!
c-2010
d-2009
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
---------------------------------------------
33: Which of these is not the name of a Jazz2 music file? [Take your
time...]
a-Nemesis
b-Diamond
c-Streetwize
d-Freeze
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
------------------------------
34: Which of these parts did Jon MacLellan have in making Jazz2?
a-Level design
b-Sound effects
c-Additional design
d-Webmaster
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------
35: What line does the Lizard say in Jazz2?
a-"Abracadabra!"
b-"a-doo-ba-doo-da..."
c-"Your face is s**t, your face is s**t..."
d-"I don't say a line. Go away!"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------
36: How many colors does Jazz's model use? (Bonus: Which colors are they?)
a-4
b-5
c-8
d-7
BONUS_______________________
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
--------------------------------------------------
37: Match this line with the correct person who said it: "What?"
a-Nick Stadler
b-Arjan Brussee
c-Cliff Bleszinski
d-Nando Eweg
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------
38: Match this line with the correct person who said it: "Oww, what a
headache. I hate hangovers."
a-Nick Stadler
b-Alexander Brandon
c-Cliff Bleszinski
d-Arjan Brussee
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------
39: Match this line with the correct person who said it: "Well, it HAS to
be! No one likes my music!"
a-Nick Stadler
b- Alexander Brandon
c-Nando Eweg
d-None of the above
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
---------------------------------------------
40--THE BIG ONE!!!!!!--: How many WORDS are in the Jazz2 menu? (Not
counting the EP files, high scores, numbers, LAN protocol IPX, or
cinematics)
a-673
b-669
c-677
d-682
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------
Now, without changing your answers [as that would be cheating], go look at
the answers text file and see how well you did!
1-10 correct answers: You stink at this. Go brush up.
11-15 correct answers: Hmm...Pretty bad, but could be worse.
15-25 correct answers: You're all right. But take a hike to the library. Or
better yet, the E.R.E.
25-35 correct answers: You're pretty good! Almost to the top.
35-40 correct answers: Oh, my--!*!@&^%@&^&%#^$ YOU CHEATER!!!!
Just kidding, stellar job! You are phenomanally [Darn seplling! Rrrgh!]
good at this!
Come back later, when I [MAYBE, this one took me a month to write...] write
the next quiz! Or maze! Or True-or-False test! Or whatever I DECIDE TO
WRITE!!!!
PT
