This is the readme file for the battle level "Energy Grid".
For all of you who are too weird to check what tileset was in the .zip
before opening this file, Energy Grid uses the Mez04 tileset. Mez04 is a
rather graphic (though quite simple) tileset that EvilMike DL does not
think much of.
The level file in here is Energy Grid itself, also known as gridbattle.j2l
. I think Grid Battle might be a better name, but it sounds very plain.
Kind of like all those thisCTFs, thatCTFs, if you know what I mean.
The .zip file was exceptionally easy to open, because you managed to open
it. Don't deny it, you couldn't have read this file without opening the
.zip first! Gotcha there.
This readme is annoyingly pointless because Aiko loves long readmes. I
don't know why myself. They just seem rather annoying to me, and make you
just have to go on reading pages of boring explanation when you'd really
much rather be viewing the level you may later be reviewing. After all, you
downloaded this for a LEVEL, not a stupid readme, right?
If you answered wrong to the above question, there's really no hope for
you.
Now, because (as mentioned above) Aiko loves long readmes, I shall attempt
to make this long by writing a never before published story. It is totally
stupid, totally pointless and you are under no obligation to read it. I
really would advise unzipping everything (except this readme) into your
Jazz Jackrabbit 2 directory. (Default is C:\Games\Jazz2)
So I was walking along and this dude walks up to me and I've never met him
before!, and he says "hey dude". So I say "hey dude" and then this dude
I've never met before in all my born days says "long time no see, man" so I
go insane and he like, takes me to a mental facility. Now I don't go around
being tooken to mental facilities every day, so I look around happily as
they trundle me there in this really weird truck. So anyway, I walk in and
say "hey dudes" and everyone there says "hey dude" and they put me in a
padded cell with a pillow! So then I have a pillow fight with myself,
because I really love pillow fights, dude, before I fall down from
exhaustion. Then I realize I'm trapped in here! So I throw the pillow at
the door, and the whole building falls down! I walk out, saying "hey dudes"
politely like my mommy raised me to do and they all jump on me! So I get
out this FoPPy gun which I found in my padded cell and I roast them all! So
then I go to this weird store because my mommy told me to get her
something, she didn't care what, as long as it was from a weird store. Now
this was as weird a store as any, weirder then most, so I walk in and say
"hey dude". Everyone looks at my gun and they all grab death rays from the
wall and they totally roast me. Then I find myself back home with my mommy
and she asks what I bought and all I say is "buh buh wacka wacks bu wah" so
she calls the insanity place. So I'm taken to a mental facility. And then
the whole thing, as things do, started over again! And I'm still looping
and the entire Jazz Jackrabbit 2 community is all one of my senseless
delusions. You're all fake. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!11
