And what?! You actually thought this file would contain anything
of relevant importance?? GAH!
******* WARNING, ALL NON-GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS DO NOT READ BELOW THIS LINE
OR YOU WILL BE PROMPTLY ASSASINATED WITHIN 2 SECONDS OF DECIPHERING
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THIS FILE HAS A PERSONAL PRIVATE PROTECTIVE GOVERNMENT TRACKING ID CODE,
FOR
OUR CONVIENENCE, NOT YOURS, WHICH CAN BE REFERANCED FROM THE FBI INTERNET
INTERNATIONAL HYPERTEXT TRANSFER PROTOCOL MONITORING DATABASE AT:
WWW.FBI.GOV/TRACKINGYOUCHEERFULLY/ENTERPASSWORD.HTML
ONCE ACCESS IS GRANTED, ENTER THE CODE:
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THE GOVERNMENT WOULD ALSO LIKE MORE MONEY. SIMPLY CONTACT
RAISE-TAXES-YET-AGAIN.GOV
AND OFFER ALL YOUR MONEY. GIVING MONEY TO JEH & DETHMAN IS ALSO A GOOD
THING.
UNCLE SAM DOESN'T WANT YOU, HE WANTS YOUR MONEY. VOTE FOR MORE TAXES.
99.99%
IS PREFERABLE. HURRY. REMEMBER, WE WANT TO H E L P YOU. BELIEVE US, YOU
ARE
IN DIRE NEED OF GIVING AWAY MONEY TO THE GOVERNMENT. WE KNOW YOU WANT TO.
BUY GOVERNMENT PRODUCTS. VOTE COMMUNIST. DON'T YOU LOVE CLINTON? WE KNOW
YOU
DO. THE MEDIA POLLS SHOW IT.
DON'T FORGET, THIS IS DOUBTLESS, SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, FAR AWAY,
AN OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT TYPO!
REMEMBER TO GIVE JEH MORE MONEY. THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOU TO GIVE JEH MORE
MONEY.
STAY TUNED TO THE NEWS, AND ALL YOU'LL HEAR IS THAT CUTE LITTLE STORY
ABOUT A THREE-LEGGED DOG THAT SAVED A BABY, AND OTHER EXTREMELY IMPORTANT,
NOT TO MENTION RELEVANT TO YOUR LIFE, NEWS!
According to ODMBLA regulation 104959285398717287398123.12980481, in ODMBLA
REGS BOOK # 190384019829321, Partition 983409812938, Page 2934098129830985,
Section 49580192, Paragraph 3940129, Sentnance 9234581, Antecedent 942890:
"You're not supposed to read the file_id9999.diz, or any other file_id.diz
file, under penalty of law # 9051928309, LMBK COLLECTION, BOOK # 2349801,
Partition 9025891, Paratroopergraph 234098192, Sentenced to 920348098213,
Antedote 92034928390, and regulations 902183 and 9919084 listed in Index
book # 94305921, Page 920283. If you have already read the above, the
below, and the right before you, then don't be afraid of the dark."
******* END OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT TYPICAL TYPE OF USELESS TYPO *******
