Jazz Jackrabbit 2:
Cooked Carrots
The Add-On Episode by FoX
1. The Story
One lizard, walking through the deep inferno, saw what appeared to be a
mere pile of rubble. A voice from within shouted, "Help me out, you @%$*
lizard!"
"Yikes! It's a talking pile of rubble!" the lizard screamed, and started to
run off, but was stopped by the voice: "You bumbling fool! This is your
master! Get me out from under these rocks!" The lizard started digging.
Six hours later, the lizard was finally done, and out came his master,
Devan Shell, just as he had claimed. And he was more furious than ever.
"That cursed rabbit and his trigger happy brother! They dare to make a fool
out of me again! Well, this time -" He was cut off by the lizard.
"Duh, boss, maybe you should lay off on trying to take over Carrotus for
now. Those two rabbits are too tough."
"Oh, I'm not going to try to take it over again. I'm taking a break from
that," Devan said. "I'm just going to blow it up instead!!!"
Meanwhile, in the castle, Jazz was explaining his last mission to Eva.
"Then when he was about to beam out, I shot his time machine and he got
fried. Then Spaz caught the gem, and he got trapped under some debris."
Eva replied, "That's amazing. I wish I could win a war against turtle
terrorists. I mean, who says a lady can't slay a few monsters?"
Jazz was surprised at his wife's heroism. "Too bad your father won't let
you outside the palace walls. I wonder where Shell is now?" Then an army of
turtles and lizards burst in.
"Right now, he's in his ship," the leader said, menacingly. "But none of
you stupid Galactic Rabbits will care when he's done his destructor weapon,
because you'll be Rabbit Roast!"
Jazz ran up to the leader and pointed his LFG-2000 at the guy's head.
"Where is he building it? Answer me!"
The leader, after some hesitation, replied, "It's...on Diamondus."
"Thank you," Jazz said, then blew the turtle to pieces.
2. Tips for Kicking Shell
Take advantage of all the special moves.
You need to figure out when to use certain weapons. There is no
"all-purpose" weapon.
Set traps with weapons like TNT and the Blue Bullet Bouncer.
Save your ammo.
When you're fighting a boss, NEVER stop moving!
In Sauteed Carrots, it's possible to get all the gems in the word EPIC.
RF-Missiles are the most effective against the jungle lord (Bilsy for you
JCS freaks).
3. How do I start?
That's what you're probably asking yourself by now. Well, it's easy as Pi.
Just start a new, single player game, go to "Home Cooked
Levels", then select "Play Cooked Carrots". Pick your character and skill
level, and you're off.
4. Miscellaneous
This episode contains 7 zones, each with two levels, and each with a boss
on the second level. The zones are, in order: Castle, Carrotus,
Diamondus, Jungle, Beach, Damnation, and Labrat.
"Cooked Carrots" was made by FoX using the Jazz Creation Station. It
features 14 thrilling single player/2p co-op levels, 7 bosses
(including one HH98 boss!), and lots of fun. Expect a castle run-through, a
paranormal area of Carrotus, a vicious return to the planet that
started it all, a jungle jamboree, a hot day at the beach, the depths of
the planet itself, and finally Devan's secret underground lab where he's
building his destructor machine.
5. Legal Stuff
You can download this episode, give it to all your friends, etc. (it's
public domain) but don't blame me if it fries your computer.
That's all!
- FoX
