Review by JazzBusters

Posted:
18 Mar 2006, 09:44 (edited 18 Mar 06, 11:52 by Fquist)
For: Molecular speed
Level rating: 7.9
Rating
N/A

Beoordeling Molecular Speed

Moeilijk:
Het is een tamelijk lastig circuit met veel obstakels. Peter en ik hebben tegen mekaar geraced en over de allereerste ronde deden wij bijna acht minuten! Peter was als eerste terug bij de start en won met een tijd van 21 minuten, 12 seconden en 53 honderdsten!
Rang: Zeer goed

Vormgeving:
Interessant. Allemaal bewegende pijpen. Ik dacht dat je bij die tileset geen bewegende achtergronden kom maken. Hahaha, weer wat geleerd. Maar Peter werd er wel een beetje misselijk van.
Rang: Voldoende

Tileset/muziek:
De tileset is een klassieke JJ2, maar de muziek is prima.
Rang: Gemiddeld/Voldoende

Orgineel:
Het is een orgineel level, met een interresant, maar misselijkmakende achtergrond. De obstakels zijn wel leuk bedacht. Ga zo door.
Rang: Voldoende/OK

Eindcijfer: 6.8
Downloadaanrader: N/A

[Inappropiate (6.8) rating removal. First of all, all reviews need to be in english. This was a fairly good review (thanks!) but it’s just not allowed. Additionally, tileset choice should not be a factor in rating. – FQuist]

Review by MazeMan

Posted:
18 Mar 2006, 08:01
For: Dimension 1
Level rating: 3.6
Rating
N/A

Could someone send me dimension1 file, because I have lost one.

Review by chet208

Posted:
18 Mar 2006, 01:14
For: JCS Extra Stuff
Level rating: 6.4
Rating
N/A

A few things didn’t work but most did.

Review by chet208

Posted:
18 Mar 2006, 00:41
For: JazzForce 1.1
Level rating: 9.3
Rating
N/A

Hey, It’s the best, BUT it dosn’t work.

RecommendedReview by chet208

Posted:
18 Mar 2006, 00:28 (edited 22 Apr 06, 03:44)
For: Jazz Commander 1.4 / 1.23 + 1.24
Level rating: 9
Rating
9.5

ERROR

And is ever somebody on? Or is it my comp?

well th error is gone! and now i realize how good this thing is.
(i usally use it for playing jj music files)

score:9.5=very good

Review by DennisKainz

Posted:
17 Mar 2006, 18:10 (edited 31 Mar 06, 08:25 by I AM A DISGUSTING PEDOPHILE PLEASE CALL THE POLICE IF YOU SEE ME)
For: Flashback: Outta dis world
Level rating: 7.2
Rating
N/A

Remember to rate it. And now i found and you can even edit the last level. The Exoticus and Industrius remixes are not of Acid. They are of Labratkid. Sorry.

Review by Joseph Collins

Posted:
17 Mar 2006, 12:07
For: Jazz VS Spaz
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

Why hasn’t someone slapped this boy silly yet? Lemme take this time to write a general request:
You know what I’d like to see? A big ol’ level, or level pack, that has a series of pathways and route splits that make it so Jazz has to go one way while Spaz goes another. Or even something like this, but with a Change Monitor somewhere nearby, so you can change. Why hasn’t someone done this yet?

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The “Simon Cowell” of Jazz 2 Online‘s Music Scene… Joseph Collins
Dr Lithius” or “LithiuServer” on Jazz 2

Review by NovaStar

Posted:
17 Mar 2006, 04:14
For: Jazz VS Spaz
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

NONE. ARE. BETTER.
Jazz and Spaz have different advantages and disadvantages. That was the way they were created. Nobody would chose one character over the other if they had the same skills, would they?

Jump High is incorrect. It isn’t fair that Spaz gets a run-up. Jazz jumps higher, not Spaz.

Jump Far’s correct as far as I know.

Power. Did you host the level online with two equally skilled players and judges and rounded to the aproximate score of the combined ratings? Was there more than one judge? If not, well, not judged correctly.

Grand Final Laughing is just to make Spaz win, and is quite stupid. You could of at least changed that to Speed.

Please, stop this madness. You’re just saying ‘z0mg th3s3 r unsup0rt3d cl4imz l3tz re4ffirm z3m 4nd m4k3 sur3 m4h f4vs win!!!11!111!!one’ when the claims have extensive supportive evidence that they are true.

Please stop.

Not recommendedReview by chet208

Posted:
16 Mar 2006, 23:12 (edited 22 Apr 06, 04:05)
For: Jazz Planets (re-upload)
Level rating: 3.8
Rating
4.5

Well it’s not horid but its bad.
Music:The music is SICKNING
.2
Tile sets: not too bad but still bad
3.5
Gameplay: Bad nothin but tubes
1.0
Levels: 4.0

Electric Tower:Well the first is pretty bassic get to the top then warp to some spot then got back up and win.

Bouncy Floors: Longer then the rest the bouncy floors get anoying

Access Granted:Basicly the same as ever BORING go here there back here then done.

Fuel Water: Here to there basicly, kill the fish and dodge some obsticles.

Area 51?: Well This Level worked as good as dead.

Final: grade: 4.5
Note to Maker of level:These kind of levels are not fun And the levels are so short.But the only time i have ever played levels like these 1’s were never (that means there original for jj2).

oh, i forgot to rate the eye candy.
Eyecandy:pretty good, there wasn’t much flaws if any.

Review by SpZ

Posted:
16 Mar 2006, 17:49 (edited 16 Mar 06, 17:50)
For: Jazz VS Spaz
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

…Jazz is not funny? Well, then the best is Jazz from J1. So without this last they Jazz is so powerfull like Spaz. Jazz is for advanced players.

BTW NICE LEV!!!!

Review by fearofdark

Posted:
16 Mar 2006, 16:43
For: Much Stuff
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

I have Aryx.s3m and it said ‘Made by K.Koch’ on 29th March 1995 on Space Tracker.

Review by Br>Spazy12

Posted:
15 Mar 2006, 23:02 (edited 16 Mar 06, 20:40)
For: Much Stuff
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

15 March 2006 @ 11:02PM:

Double U, you don’t tell the truth to us. THAT IS THE DEMO SONG OF THE PROGRAMMODPLUG TRACKER”, AND THE SONG IS MADE BY K.KOCHYOU just totaly suck when you are saying that you made that song, you just probaly can’t have it that YOU don’t know how to create a song for JJ2.

And BTW www.Pauluz.tk doesn’t exists..
and you can’t make a SCREAMTRACKER song (.S3M) in the program “Fast Tracker” . Fast Tracker is For .XM Files … laugh LOL

With all this you are making a little bit a fool of yourself…

16 March 2006 @ 9:41PM:

Verry intresting date and time too. 4 Years ago at 4:00AM LOL

@Fearofdark:

That’s true, you can make .S3M File songs with Space Tracker. (and with Modplugtracker and more programs, too.) But he said, that he made it in Fasttracker, wich is impossible. Because in Fasttracker you can only make .XM file songs. And Aryx is a S3M song…

It’s quite laughable about what Double U is saying.. LOL

Hmm.. J20 Time is an hour behind from my time…

EDIT-REASON: Can’t post 2 messages

Not recommendedReview by fearofdark

Posted:
15 Mar 2006, 19:16 (edited 25 Mar 06, 12:49)
For: Jazz Planets (re-upload)
Level rating: 3.8
Rating
3.1

508 downloads??

EDIT about 20 minutes later:
812 downloads???

Anyway, the review!

TECHNOIR:
No items and very small are two major setbacks for this level. The dissapearing blocks make it annoying. There are two sections which are pretty much the same.
RATING: 4.0

ORBITUS:
Nothing has changed really. I repeat my other review which is good bouncy floors but the sparks make it annoying. No eyecandy and items and its very short.
RATING: 4.0

FANOLINT:
Nothing changed. Same horrible backround and sprite. No items and lots of triggers.
RATING: 3.2

DREEMPIPES:
Its basically a ‘wait till you get to the other side’ senario with fish and yellow pipes.
RATING: 2.6

BATTLESHIPS:
Annoying, I needed to edit the level to make it possible to complete.
DEDUCT: 0.2

BOS
Same as other review….just bosses.
N/A

BONUSSES:

MUSIC:
The same..Good technoir, fanolint and orbitus music. Dreempipes hurts your ears.
+0.1

TILESETS:
Classic, good JJ1 conversions. You didn’t use them properly though.
+0.1

AVERAGE RATING: 3.1
BONUS: 0.2
DEDUCT: 0.2
FINAL RATING: 3.1
RATING RANK: 3 Very bad
DOWNLOAD?: Its under 4 and to the 9 houndred and something(), NO.
FINAL COMMENT:
I suggest really working on this. Whoever gets downloads that fast must be cheating.

Review by fearofdark

Posted:
15 Mar 2006, 17:22
For: Jazz VS Spaz
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

Humour??? That shouldn’t count. I don’t think the funnier that character is has anything to do with superpowers.

Review by HorvatM

Posted:
15 Mar 2006, 17:04
For: Jazz VS Spaz
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

What do you mean “with a run”? Spaz jumps 6 tiles high with a double jump. Jazz jumps 7 tiles high with an uppercut. Also, the ‘grand final’ is stupid.

Review by Ischa

Posted:
15 Mar 2006, 14:29 (edited 15 Mar 06, 16:02 by Fquist)
For: Ischa's Mine
Level rating: 5.8
Rating
N/A

Rating ‘Ischa’s Goldmine’:

Punishments:
(none)

Bonusses:

1. No punishments (+0.2)
2. Example level (+0.1)
3. You are my best friend: (+½)
4. Everything that I needed was in this tileset. (+0.2)

9.0+0.2+0.1+½+0.2=10

Final Rating: 10.0
Download recommendation: Yes

[Inappropiate rating removal. You have been told a countless times to stop favouring people you know, as well to stop doing several other things like rating the example levels. You have not stopped. I have revoked your site privileges. Please listen to the staff next time. – FQuist]

Review by zapS

Posted:
14 Mar 2006, 21:43
For: Jazz Sprite Dynamite
Level rating: 9.7
Rating
N/A

Great program!
or at least, would be if it worked.
i’m sure it does but on my computer the program crashes when i use the “pick color” tool.
and when i want to save, it says “error” and no changes are saved.
and when i want to save as gif, the gif file is empty. why?
is it because i use windows 98??

Review by n00b

Posted:
14 Mar 2006, 19:51
For: Jazz VS Spaz
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

I think the “Character Appeal” section was just added to make Spaz win, and hell, it doesn’t even affect gameplay
EVERYONE PLAY AS SPAZ HE IS FUNNIER AND THEREFORE YOU CAN BEAT THE WHOLE FUCKING GAME AS HIM RELYING ON HIS OFFBEAT WACKY HUMOR
Get rid of that, and the myth is confirmed, SOMETHING WE ALREADY DAMN KNEW.
This is useless.
Please stop.

Not recommendedReview by DanYjel

Posted:
14 Mar 2006, 18:31 (edited 14 Mar 06, 18:32 by Danyjel)
For: Orbilectric
Level rating: 7.6
Rating
4

I’ll be critic today. At least it seems so.

As first point I should mention that the song is really (I mean really) good for a first try but… People mostly don’t listen to the song because it’s authors first one… I’ll review it as normal tune, don’t hate me for it ;(.

It begins with original voice from Orbitus, after one pattern and half there are added some hi-hats, then they stop (which I really don’t like) and new drumloop comes. Original lead sample, new drumloops, lead sample change, drumloops (there is drumloop change which sounds really ugly, from moreless dnb (in bad sound quality) it changes to dance, just suddenly without anything)… But… in all those three minutes no melody change (except from the pattern breaks also from original Orbitus)!

Then comes Orbitus’s second theme, it’s played till end, with same tactic, changing instruments and loops.

The song itself is mainly about the drumloops, nothing much is changed at all… Except that loop change I mentioned, it everything sounds nice

My biggest complaints go to the structure of the song, cymbals are almost randomly distributed into the patterns, sometimes it’s louder, sometimes it’s pretty quiet… It sounds very chaotically. The song also needs too big time to buildup, 2:56 (from 5:22) repeating of of six seconds long background melody is way TOO much.

Rating: 3 + 1 (first try bonus)

Keep practising, you are really talented. It’s really fantastic for first try, just train and I promise I’ll give you better rating next time. ;p

Review by Ischa

Posted:
14 Mar 2006, 16:52 (edited 14 Mar 06, 16:53)
For: Journey to the top V2.0
Level rating: 5.5
Rating
7

Rating Journey to the top:

Punishments:

1. Only level 1 is hard, the other two are easy. (-2)
2. In all levels the tilesets are the same ones. (-¼)
3. There are not very much bonusses (-¾)

Bonusses
(none)

9-2-¼-¾=7

Final Rating: 7.0
Download recommendation: N/A

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