Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

Why hasn’t someone slapped this boy silly yet? Lemme take this time to write a general request:
You know what I’d like to see? A big ol’ level, or level pack, that has a series of pathways and route splits that make it so Jazz has to go one way while Spaz goes another. Or even something like this, but with a Change Monitor somewhere nearby, so you can change. Why hasn’t someone done this yet?

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The “Simon Cowell” of Jazz 2 Online‘s Music Scene… Joseph Collins
“Dr Lithius” or “LithiuServer” on Jazz 2

NONE. ARE. BETTER.
Jazz and Spaz have different advantages and disadvantages. That was the way they were created. Nobody would chose one character over the other if they had the same skills, would they?

Jump High is incorrect. It isn’t fair that Spaz gets a run-up. Jazz jumps higher, not Spaz.

Jump Far’s correct as far as I know.

Power. Did you host the level online with two equally skilled players and judges and rounded to the aproximate score of the combined ratings? Was there more than one judge? If not, well, not judged correctly.

Grand Final Laughing is just to make Spaz win, and is quite stupid. You could of at least changed that to Speed.

Please, stop this madness. You’re just saying ‘z0mg th3s3 r unsup0rt3d cl4imz l3tz re4ffirm z3m 4nd m4k3 sur3 m4h f4vs win!!!11!111!!one’ when the claims have extensive supportive evidence that they are true.

Please stop.

Well it’s not horid but its bad.
Music:The music is SICKNING
.2
Tile sets: not too bad but still bad
3.5
Gameplay: Bad nothin but tubes
1.0
Levels: 4.0

Electric Tower:Well the first is pretty bassic get to the top then warp to some spot then got back up and win.

Bouncy Floors: Longer then the rest the bouncy floors get anoying

Access Granted:Basicly the same as ever BORING go here there back here then done.

Fuel Water: Here to there basicly, kill the fish and dodge some obsticles.

Area 51?: Well This Level worked as good as dead.

Final: grade: 4.5
Note to Maker of level:These kind of levels are not fun And the levels are so short.But the only time i have ever played levels like these 1’s were never (that means there original for jj2).

oh, i forgot to rate the eye candy.
Eyecandy:pretty good, there wasn’t much flaws if any.

…Jazz is not funny? Well, then the best is Jazz from J1. So without this last they Jazz is so powerfull like Spaz. Jazz is for advanced players.

BTW NICE LEV!!!!

I have Aryx.s3m and it said ‘Made by K.Koch’ on 29th March 1995 on Space Tracker.

15 March 2006 @ 11:02PM:

Double U, you don’t tell the truth to us. THAT IS THE DEMO SONG OF THE PROGRAM “MODPLUG TRACKER”, AND THE SONG IS MADE BY K.KOCH … YOU just totaly suck when you are saying that you made that song, you just probaly can’t have it that YOU don’t know how to create a song for JJ2.

And BTW www.Pauluz.tk doesn’t exists..
and you can’t make a SCREAMTRACKER song (.S3M) in the program “Fast Tracker” . Fast Tracker is For .XM Files … laugh LOL

With all this you are making a little bit a fool of yourself…

16 March 2006 @ 9:41PM:

Verry intresting date and time too. 4 Years ago at 4:00AM LOL

@Fearofdark:

That’s true, you can make .S3M File songs with Space Tracker. (and with Modplugtracker and more programs, too.) But he said, that he made it in Fasttracker, wich is impossible. Because in Fasttracker you can only make .XM file songs. And Aryx is a S3M song…

It’s quite laughable about what Double U is saying.. LOL

Hmm.. J20 Time is an hour behind from my time…

EDIT-REASON: Can’t post 2 messages

508 downloads??

EDIT about 20 minutes later:
812 downloads???

Anyway, the review!

TECHNOIR:
No items and very small are two major setbacks for this level. The dissapearing blocks make it annoying. There are two sections which are pretty much the same.
RATING: 4.0

ORBITUS:
Nothing has changed really. I repeat my other review which is good bouncy floors but the sparks make it annoying. No eyecandy and items and its very short.
RATING: 4.0

FANOLINT:
Nothing changed. Same horrible backround and sprite. No items and lots of triggers.
RATING: 3.2

DREEMPIPES:
Its basically a ‘wait till you get to the other side’ senario with fish and yellow pipes.
RATING: 2.6

BATTLESHIPS:
Annoying, I needed to edit the level to make it possible to complete.
DEDUCT: 0.2

BOS…
Same as other review….just bosses.
N/A

BONUSSES:

MUSIC:
The same..Good technoir, fanolint and orbitus music. Dreempipes hurts your ears.
+0.1

TILESETS:
Classic, good JJ1 conversions. You didn’t use them properly though.
+0.1

AVERAGE RATING: 3.1
BONUS: 0.2
DEDUCT: 0.2
FINAL RATING: 3.1
RATING RANK: 3 Very bad
DOWNLOAD?: Its under 4 and to the 9 houndred and something(), NO.
FINAL COMMENT:
I suggest really working on this. Whoever gets downloads that fast must be cheating.

Humour??? That shouldn’t count. I don’t think the funnier that character is has anything to do with superpowers.

What do you mean “with a run”? Spaz jumps 6 tiles high with a double jump. Jazz jumps 7 tiles high with an uppercut. Also, the ‘grand final’ is stupid.

Rating ‘Ischa’s Goldmine’:

Punishments:
(none)

Bonusses:

1. No punishments (+0.2)
2. Example level (+0.1)
3. You are my best friend: (+½)
4. Everything that I needed was in this tileset. (+0.2)

9.0+0.2+0.1+½+0.2=10

Final Rating: 10.0
Download recommendation: Yes

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Great program!
or at least, would be if it worked.
i’m sure it does but on my computer the program crashes when i use the “pick color” tool.
and when i want to save, it says “error” and no changes are saved.
and when i want to save as gif, the gif file is empty. why?
is it because i use windows 98??

I think the “Character Appeal” section was just added to make Spaz win, and hell, it doesn’t even affect gameplay
EVERYONE PLAY AS SPAZ HE IS FUNNIER AND THEREFORE YOU CAN BEAT THE WHOLE FUCKING GAME AS HIM RELYING ON HIS OFFBEAT WACKY HUMOR
Get rid of that, and the myth is confirmed, SOMETHING WE ALREADY DAMN KNEW.
This is useless.
Please stop.

I’ll be critic today. At least it seems so.

As first point I should mention that the song is really (I mean really) good for a first try but… People mostly don’t listen to the song because it’s authors first one… I’ll review it as normal tune, don’t hate me for it ;(.

It begins with original voice from Orbitus, after one pattern and half there are added some hi-hats, then they stop (which I really don’t like) and new drumloop comes. Original lead sample, new drumloops, lead sample change, drumloops (there is drumloop change which sounds really ugly, from moreless dnb (in bad sound quality) it changes to dance, just suddenly without anything)… But… in all those three minutes no melody change (except from the pattern breaks also from original Orbitus)!

Then comes Orbitus’s second theme, it’s played till end, with same tactic, changing instruments and loops.

The song itself is mainly about the drumloops, nothing much is changed at all… Except that loop change I mentioned, it everything sounds nice

My biggest complaints go to the structure of the song, cymbals are almost randomly distributed into the patterns, sometimes it’s louder, sometimes it’s pretty quiet… It sounds very chaotically. The song also needs too big time to buildup, 2:56 (from 5:22) repeating of of six seconds long background melody is way TOO much.

Rating: 3 + 1 (first try bonus)

Keep practising, you are really talented. It’s really fantastic for first try, just train and I promise I’ll give you better rating next time. ;p

Rating Journey to the top:

Punishments:

1. Only level 1 is hard, the other two are easy. (-2)
2. In all levels the tilesets are the same ones. (-¼)
3. There are not very much bonusses (-¾)

Bonusses
(none)

9-2-¼-¾=7

Final Rating: 7.0
Download recommendation: N/A

This is a great song for the first 3 mins. after that you just keeped on reepeting the same beats asif you were trying to build up to something but you never did. And true the beats did changed, you still reepeted those new beats why too long before you changed them to the next ones. Still the first 3 mins. were the best. Good Job.

An 8???
Well even if you should like the level you shouldn’t give a such high grade.

Eyecandy
At the start of the level you get a text message witch is half shut behind your life harts. If you use @ you can start a new line, you know.
And those pipes who are appearing and disappearing aren’t attached to eachother who make it more ugly.
And when you’re beween the pipes and go down you can see your rabbit’s arms legs and ears through the wall.

Gameplay
The size of the level is good for 2, 3 or maybe 4 players but more wont fit in it. Also you should make a secret warp to the place where you can raise and lower the water or make a place below where you can swim, because that water isn’t that nice if it goes up and down the whole time.

Placement
At the left side and bottom of the level is a lot of ammo but thats allmost the onliest place.

Eyecandy: 3
Gameplay: 6
Placement: 5
Final Grade: 4.7 (4.66 2/3 rounded off)

This is a great program. Now I can edit the sprites. I can see the Tweedle, that i never saw. The problem is that idon’t know how to insert Tweedle in TSF. Is it possible? I’ve got only TSF, and with this I can see how is 1.23. Great!!!
(Unsupported rating (10) removal. This program can edit sprites, but it cannot edit the actual code of the game. If you want to add Tweedle, you would have to replace the sprites for some other event, like the Hatter. ~Violet)

Remember to rate it.

I made the animating fast so it would be hard to get to the fastfires. What you have to do is to buttstomp right when the top pipe disappears, that usually gets you right down to them.
PS – Thank you for rating this.
PPS – How do you get good moving and layered backgrounds. Every time I try it gets all messed up.

Rating ‘Jazz Town’

PUNISHMENTS:

1. Bad foreground (-3)
1.1. moves too fast if you walk.
1.2 you have used a flat with too small windown and it must be used as
background.
1.3 during the fall (288.58-288.86) it stops

2. Classic JJ2-tileset (-1)

3. I got stuck in the 30-coins secret, so I must type JJK (-1.8)

4. With a cheat you can fly over the exit= (-0.3)

5. Not a good name. It is no town, it is a real city. (-1.0)

6. Music not good chosen. It is more computer-style. (-0.8)

7. With a cheat I can fly over the exit. (-0.3)

BONUSSES:
(none)

9.0-3.0-1.0-1.8-0.3-1.0-0.8-0.3=0.8=1.0

Final Rating: 1.0 (sorry)
Download recommendation: No