mikeejimbo's Gem-to-Coin converter,
Patent not pending,
Not (C) 2003
I got some ideas from Violet's hotel. And someone told me about someone
trying to come up with a gem to coin converter.
I forget who.
TERMS OF USE
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The downloader of this handy machine (henceforth referred to as "Victim")
is subject
to the following terms as posted by the author (henceforth referred to as
"One who has too much
time on his hands"). The Victim may not transfer it to another Victim, in
the exception that
Victim A does not recieve any money. One who has too much time on his hands
doesn't really
give a damn, but Epic megagames might. However, transferring the .J2L file
is perfectally legal,
provided that the author's name remains on it and comes with this text
file. Hell, it would be
legal otherwise, but you're probably not reading this anyway.
The following conditions are given to this:
1. If the Victim uses it in their hotel, you ought to put "Gem to Coin
converter by mikeejimbo"
in it.
1.a. If the Victim uses it in their hotel, then mikeejimbo ought to get a
ton of
free money and stuff.
1.b. Also, whatever else he wants. Including women.
2. Should the Victim claim it as their own work, there is nothing legal
that One who has too
much time on his hands can do, however your guilty conscience will
eventually get to you, and
you will suffer in bed. Your lover already does anyway.
2.a. Also, in One who has too much time on his hand's opinion, the claiming
of this as
your work will end in the result of you getting yours in hell.
2.b. Claiming something as your own work is plagarism in any event.
3. Rating mikeejimbo's work high will not bring you pain.
4. One who has too much time on his hands works without profit, however,
certain non-monetary
donations will be accepted.
4.a. One who has too much time on his hands has dedicated his firstborn
child to someone
as a result of installing something else. Thusly, any firstborn children of
yours would
be appreciated.
4.b. One who has too much time on his hands never reads liscense
agreements, and so
has probably given his soul to Bill Gates. Thusly, any souls are
appreciated.
4.c. One who has too much time on his hands has realized that he used a
joke from
deathclock.com, and so is probably going to die sooner. Thusly, any seconds
that you
don't wish to live would be appreciated.
4.d. One who has too much time on his hands has just taken something used
by Terry Pratchett,
and would like to apologize. If anyone knows his address, then it would be
appreciated.
5. Rating mikeejimbo's work high is good, because he deserves it.
6. One who has too much time on their hands doesn't accept any legal
responsibility that comes from
reading this.
7. One who has too much time on their hands hereby drops all liability upon
the user. In other words,
"use at your own risk."
8. One who has too much time on their hands bestows upon the Victim the
legal responsibility for liability
rights and legal action. The Victim may be given legal support upon
completion of Form 42A. Whatever the hell
that all means.
9. One who has too much time on their hands would also like a social life.
10. And one of those space pens.
11. Also, dearest Santa, a toy sled.
12. And a drum.
13. And a teddy bear.
14. And a Blood-Sucking Spawn of Hell Vampire action figure.
15. A really good lawyer might be nice.
16. I'd hate to be Santa's lawyer. All those breaking and entering charges.
17. If the Victim is still reading this, then the Victim is entiltled to
therapy, albeit at their own cost.
18. If the Victim has gotten this far, then Victim also has too much time
on thier hands.
18.a. If Victim has noticed the typo, then they have WAY too much time on
thier hands.
19. If Victim hasn't figured out by now, this whole thing is null and void.
19.a. Null where void.
19.b. Void where null.
20. Unaccepted in the US, Canada, and all other countries of Earth, and
most of the Moon, Mars, Venus, and Pluto.
If Victim is still reading this, then Victim is very diligent indeed. Also,
One who has too much time on his hands
apologizes for taking that long to say nothing, although he did it in a
funny way, unlike some people who say that
everything is the same but take ten minutes to say it.
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HOW TO USE THE GEM TO COIN CONVERTER
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The Gem to Coin converter currently works in this manner:
1. First the person who wishes to have their gems converted to coins hops
into the chute.
2. The official will have to hop into the warp marked "Official"
3. Then, the person with their coins is placed into a sucker tube with a
wait time. This gives
enough time for the seeker turret to respawn.
4. When it does, it hits the person, dislodging some gems.
5. The gems then fall into the bottom of the level to oblivion. It is
important that this be unmasked, so
that the gems are able to fall and be completely destroyed.
6. After the seeker has hit the person, the official must keep track of how
many gems were dislodged.
7. Then, the official runs under the hole with the coresponding amount of
gems/coins marked.
8. The person with the gems will slowly work their way over to this hole
via a system of warps and sucker
tubes employed in many hotels. Or at least one.
9. Then, when the person is coming down the proper tube, the official hits
them with the ice. They freeze
and fall through. They will hit a trigger and keep falling, collecting
their coins.
10. In this manner, they have been converted.
However, it could easily be set up to do this:
1. The official hops into a hidden warp.
2. The official lets in one person at a time via a regenerating ID 31
trigger crate, employed in many hotels.
3. Then, the person with their coins is placed into the sucker tube with
the wait time.
4. The seeker hits them.
5. The gems fall.
6. The official still tracks the gems.
7. Then, the official runs under the hole with the coresponding amount of
gems/coins marked.
8. The person with the gems works their way over to this hole.
9. Then, when the person is coming down the proper tube, the official hits
them with the ice. They freeze
and fall through. They will hit a trigger and keep falling, collecting
their coins. It should be set up to
put that trigger scenery back, however.
10. In this manner, they have been converted.
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ABOUT THE GEM TO COIN CONVERTER
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One day in a game, I heard some people talking about having a gem warp.
Someone said this wasn't possible, but
someone else said that some very important and well-known person whom I
forget that was working on a gem to coin
converter, so that in hotels, people would effectively be able to steal
money from one another. (They shoot and then
the gems fly out, and so if gems can be converted to coins, this would be
possible.) At first, I dismissed this. I
didn't see any way to do it. But then, one night, this idea came to me in a
dream. I woke up, thought about it a bit,
and around three, made this level.
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Now your dreams will come true. Use it and enjoy.
