Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

Here are quotes from Jazz Jackrabbit 2 official levels.
I tried to put here every text I found.
Citations are sorted by episodes and levels, and I attempted to mark out gameplay, boss, humourous, secret area and greetings quotes, but they are not in the same order as they appear in the game.
And, copying, I could make some mistakes… I did it very quickly!
So, thank you for correcting anything wrong in this page (Garglair above all).
However, this can be a useful library as well as the command line arguments.

Formerly a Prince

Trainer: Rabbit in Training

‘Welcome to Jazz Jackrabbit 2. This is a training level.’
‘Collect goodies for points and surprises.’
‘After jumping, press jump again to do a special move.’
‘Some walls can be shot.’
‘When in the air, press down to stomp with your butt.’
‘Secrets abound in Jazz 2. Check the walls.’
‘Good job. Remember to look for secrets.’
‘Collect gems for an extra life.’ (Since when!?!?!?)
‘Red Gems count as one gem.’
‘Green Gems count as five gems.’
‘Blue Gems count as ten gems.’
‘Carrots Give you health.’
‘Checkpoints save your spot if you lose a life!’
‘Collect coins to unlock bonus rooms!’
‘Beware of Sharp stuff. It hurts.’
‘Now you’re ready to play. Good luck and have fun!’

Castle1: Dungeon Dilemma

‘Poles spin you around so you can go even faster.’
‘Collect coins to activate bonus warp devices.’
Secret area: ‘You found a secret area.’
Secret area: ‘Secret Treasure Room.’
Secret area: ‘Nothing to see here.’

Castle1n: Knight Cap

‘To kick through these blocks, press down and jump!’
‘Press down and jump beneath these blocks to break them!’
‘Buttstomp the metal box to open key blocks!’
Humourous: ‘Craig is king doofus.’
Humourous: ‘Cheese is green on tuesday.’
Boss: ‘To beat the queen shoot her off her ledge.’ – ‘Good job! Now go get Devan Shell!’

Carrot1: Tossed Salad

‘A flame weapon can be used to melt ice…’
Secret area: ‘Stomp your booty to exit.’

Carrot1n: Carrot Juice

‘Shields will give you unlimited special ammo for a short time.’
‘Stopwatches will add time to the life of a shield.’
Secret area: ‘Super dooper secret.’
Boss: ‘This schwartzenguard is toast!’

Labrat1: Wierder Science

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Labrat2: Loose Screws

‘These blocks are speed blocks. Run into them at full speed!’
Boss: ‘You cannot defeat me! Prepare to face my superbot!’ – ‘Ack! I’m outta here!’

Labrat3: Return to Birdland

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Jazz in Time

Colon1: Victorian Secret

‘Buttstomp the manhole cover!’

Colon2: Colonial Chaos

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Psych1: Purple Haze Maze

‘Smoke rings will make you dizzy!’

Psych2: Funky Grooveathon

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Beach: Beach Bunny Bingo

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Beach2: Marinated Rabbit

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Flashback

Diam1: A Diamondus Forever

Humourous: ‘Spaz ate the dopefish.’
Humourous: ‘Find the gopher.’
Humourous: ‘Dragons live in burbank.’
Humourous: ‘Mark wears briefs. Hoo Hah!’
Humourous: ‘Nick loves shiny. Always has!’

Diam3: Fourteen Carrots

Humourous: ‘Send Tim new socks.’
Humourous: ‘Send Nigel a green card.’
Humourous: ‘Beware of chainsaw schmalz.’
Humourous: ‘Don’t give mark a burrito.’

Tube1: Electric Boogaloo

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Tube2: Voltage Village

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Medivo1: Medieval Kineval

‘Beware of falling enemies.’
Humourous: ‘Craig is still a doofus!’
Secret area: ‘Secret Level Time!!!’

Medivo2: Hare Scare

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Garglair: Gargoyles Lair

I don’t have the original texts, sorry. But here are them translated in French!
‘Piétine la caisse en argent pour nettoyer ton passage.’ (→‘Stomp the entry crate to get through this way.’)
‘Des caisses peuvent faire apparaître une plate-forme.’ (→‘Crates may make platforms appear…’)
‘Dégèle le ressort.’ (→‘Melt this spring.’)
Humourous: ‘Leh est un campeur.’ (→‘Leh is a camper.’)

Funky Monkeys

Jung1: Thriller Gorilla

‘Falling boulders can give you a headache.’
‘A Flamethrower works well against bugs.’

Jung2: Jungle Jump

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Hell: A Cold Day In Heck

Humourous: ‘Long live the ice level.’
Boss: ‘This is not over yet!’

Hell2: Rabbit Roast

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Damn: Burnin Biscuits

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Damn2: Bad Pitt

‘What the heck? Aaaah! No! This is NOT over!’

Shareware Demo

Share1: Darn Ratz

‘Shoot these blocks!’
‘When in the air, press down to stomp with your butt.’
‘To pass this area, stomp the secret metal crate.’
‘You need twenty coins to pass through this secret warp!’
‘Coins give you access to warps that appear later.’
‘Stomp in the right place and you might find a surprise!’
‘Some crates contain bombs or baddies!’

Share2: Retro Rabbit

‘A flamethrower works well against nasty bugs.’
‘Smoke rings will make you very dizzy!’
‘You need twenty coins to pass through this secret warp!’

Share3: Frog Stomp

‘Beware the witch! She can turn you into a frog.’
‘If you are turned into a frog Eva Earlong can help!’
‘You made it! This is the end of the shareware version. Now check out the order info for M O R E!’

Holiday Hare '98 – Christmas Chronicles '99

Xmas1: Snow Bunnies

Greetings: ‘Welcome to Holiday Hare ’98!’ – ‘Welcome to Christmas Chronicles!’
Greetings: ‘Seasons Greetings from Epic MegaGames, Orange Games and Project 2 Interactive!’
‘Watch out for the spikes below!’
‘You can buttstomp through some of the weakspots in the pathways!’
‘Some blocks can only be broken with a certain weapon.’

Xmas2: Dashing thru the snow..

‘You can stand on top of some of the trees!’
‘You can buttstomp through some of the weakspots in the pathways!’
‘Punching the blocks above you can be rewarding.’
Secret area: ‘Gem Trail Entry Crate.’
Secret area: ‘Gem Trail Entrance. Climb the treetops to find and stomp the Entry Crate.’
Greetings: ‘Hi There, Piggy! – Poopy’
Greetings: ‘Michelle: You’ve changed my life in so many ways; I dedicate this project to you. I love you so much.’
Greetings: ‘Kassi Nicole: A million things I long to say to you… But my words always lead to the same ending. I love you, I love you.’

Xmas3: Tinsel Town

‘Please use your TNT wisely.’
‘Don’t lose your grip!’
‘Welcome to Burrowsville. Please drive carefully.’
‘That bridge doesn’t look too safe…’
Humourous: ‘Robert and Craig: Springs RULE! :)’
‘Now leaving Burrowsville. Please visit again.’
‘Password: xmasbunny – Please visit www.project2.com’

The Secret Files

Easter1: Easter Bunny

‘Welcome to Jazz Jackrabbit 2: The Secret Files!’
‘You can’t buttstomp so go up and around!’
‘Only Spaz can get to the room up on the left. He may need something to stand on.’
‘No rewards to those with itchy trigger fingers.’
‘Todays Forcast: Strong Winds!’
‘Eating too many chocolate eggs can make you sick :p’
‘Find the crate to clear your path.’

Easter2: Spring Chickens

‘One route leads to riches. One route leads to battle.’
‘To access the tunnels above find the access warp.’
‘Sloping Tunnel Entrance’

Easter3: Scrambled Eggs

‘Only those who can double-jump can get to the goodies!’
‘Find the crate to make your climbing blocks appear’
‘Stomping this crate also free’s some enemies :)’

Haunted1: Ghostly Antics

‘Enter the house with caution…..’
‘Water Level control crate above.’
‘Silver Crates can’t be broken underwater…’
‘Stomping crates can be good and bad…’
‘But you need a way to get up there…’

Haunted2: Skeletons Turf

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Haunted3: Graveyard Shift

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Town1: Turtle Town

‘Take to the roof tops!’
‘The skies above will reward those who stomp…’
‘Jump as far over to the right as you possibly can…’
‘Didn’t make the jump huh? :)’
‘Well Done!’
‘Use your Special Moves to get up the air cons! For Jazz, press Crouch and Jump. For Spaz, Press Jump Twice!’

Town2: Suburbia Commando

‘Find the crate and the gems are yours!’
‘Springs Don’t Work When Frozen…’
‘Collecting 20 coins is more rewarding…’

Town3: Urban Brawl

‘Find the carte to clear the blocks…’
‘BEWARE! Flocks of Ravens can be very dangerous.’
‘The remove the blocks look to the tallest building.’
‘Choose a cover and stomp away!’
‘Goto www.project2.com use password: BUNNYLOVER’

Party Mode

Battles

‘Destroy your enemy ten times to win.’

Races

‘First player to the finish wins the game.’
Arace2: ‘Finish first to win the race!’
Arace2: ‘Doh! Wrong way! Head back to the tower on the left..’
Arace2, humourous: ‘Never give Cliffyb a pumpkin and a power tool.’

Treasure Hunts

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Captures

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